By shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
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ediciusNJ 0

This reinforces my belief that children are not sweet, cute and good-smelling but instead nasty, disgusting-smelling carriers of filth.

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capricaz 0

That's why I'm thinking of adopting a 5 yo kid one day rather than have to go through that stage. ew.

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Squander 3

Surprised multiple people said 'YDI for sleeping when you should be parenting'. Ever considered maybe this happened in the morning? You can't expect that once you become a parent then BAM you no longer sleep a wink. Unless you're my mom...but it shows...

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Improbability 0

Incorrect. Potty training doesn't typically even start until two, and some times later. It depends on the kid. This one is ready- one of the signs is when they can tell they have gone.

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missey_jey 0

what the hell? pooped her nappy? cant you just say she pooped in her pants? i kinda think you deserve it for not teaching her its wrong to stick your hands down your pants to do anything at all, let alone play with her poop.

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xlostwithoutu 0

I mean 55 not 47**

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wearinsexypants 0

potty train the bitch.

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myfriend_youfail 3

It's short for "napkin", which in Australia means "diaper". So if you ever vacation in Australia....do NOT ask for a napkin at a restaurant, they WILL look at you funny! :D

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grabshell 0

Ummm no. Are you serious? I really can't tell. Nappy in Australia is not short for napkin. We call a diaper a nappy. It is not short for anything. If you ask for a napkin in an Australian restaurant you will get a napkin not a diaper.

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myfriend_youfail 3

Oh. Well, it's what I saw on the Travel Channel once, explaining slang from various parts of the English-speaking world. My mistake. Jeez.

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lucyeliza 0

@65 i thought you were just being funny at first, but now i know you're being serious I just have to thanks for making my day, your effin hilarious!!

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razz122 5

@30 Your stupid. Punishment does work. Why do you think some people behave and others don't. The ones that didn't tend to be hyper obnoxious assholes. Abuse creates psychos not punishment.

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homemaker 0

@33 yea my super hearing is called a baby monitor they sell them everywhere... It is unsafe for a child that age to run around the house unsupervised many things could happen

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FrecklesInside 0

Based on your name: homemaker, I'm assuming parenting is pretty much your job... so yea, you might be able to wake up on cue like that. Some of us have jobs outside of parenting, and other responsibilities and thus don't wake up right away when our kids do. Does this make us bad parents? Nope. Not at all.

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plethora 3

Oh, puh-lease. When I was two and three, I could climb out of my cot and wander about the house pretty much silently. Plus, it was a big house and my room and Mum's room were at opposite ends of the hall. But what did I do when I got up at 5am? Looked at picture books and talked to my dolls. No harm done.* And yeah, most kids should be toilet trained by the time they're two, but that's not always possible. And those that are may still have to wear nappies at night, because using the toilet during the day, and not wetting the bed are two different things. /rant. *Well, there was that one time Mama caught me cutting my hair over the kitchen bin, but that doesn't help my point. XD

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iBlazer 0

WTF? Do something about that!

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