By shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
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ediciusNJ 0

This reinforces my belief that children are not sweet, cute and good-smelling but instead nasty, disgusting-smelling carriers of filth.

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TheCoolGuy3434 0

that is disgustingly hilarious!!!!!!!!!

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Cristaderzi 0

I can use the whatever however whenever anywhere anytime cause I earned my right!!! while most ya were out partyin I was serving to protect you fools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS due to a disability I cat have kids but all of my nieces are doing fine!!!!!!!! LOL

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myfriend_youfail 3

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Honey baby, I've seen some of your other idiotic comments on this website, and I can pretty much guarantee that you're just a troll. You've earned the right to be an idiotic ass (and earned it simply through being born and sucking down the air we other unfortunate souls who have to live in the same universe as you also breathe), but really...having the right to do something doesn't mean you SHOULD do it. So how about yo go throw out your keyboard, smack your head against a wall a few more times, and then quietly go have some "alone time" in your mommy's basement. Thanks, sweetie pie! And thank God you're sterile. Please don't adopt either. You're too stupid to be a parent.

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myfriend_youfail 3

Oh damn, I failed. I fed the troll. I should have just left it at "I'm sorry, I don't speak Douchebag. English, please?" Oh well. Feast away, Cristaderzi.

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mercedeslove 0

why would you even want one of the shitfaced assholes. Life is better without them.

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intint50 0

wow. in one comment, myfriend_youfail has just risen to my top 2 favourite comment posters, second only to snickerdoodles. congrats and... LOL.

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tlnewman10 0

haha man yr life is totally ****** up

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dzerzhinsky 0

lol FYL, my kid did this today and plastered his wall with it, the little bastard. FML etc

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Cristaderzi 0

Ugh Projecting much Im far from a troll! Having an opinion isnt trolling maybe you should back and get a clue!! And I know you wouldnt say ANY of that to anyones face!! Most of ya are Sooo tough online but ib real life just immature club kids And umm And oh I OWN my own house at age 31!! Soooo F off stupid kid!!

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sleepygamer 0

Just a note, Cristaderzi, owning your own house at 31 isn't that great of an achievement. My girlfriend owns her own house, and she's 20. And telling "immature club kids" to "f off" is real mature. *Bows* Fare thee well, fine troll. Fare thee well.

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Deviety 5

I agree with renaissancegrrl, my kid was pottytrained before she was 2...So were all the kids my friends have, I dont know what your doing complaining! And how do you not wake up to the amount of noise a two year old makes? YTDI

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GeorgeBoosh 0

Two of my sons were completely potty trained by 12 months, and the third still had 'accidents' until he was 9 years old. They all different! One of the kids was a bad sleeper who would keep us awake all night, and he'd sleep walk. I hear ya.

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hex32808 0

YDI for falling asleep with a two year old in your care

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xlostwithoutu 0

Yeah cause people don't doze off. Or maybe somebody else was awake in the house and the child was wandering. Or maybe this was happening in the morning and the father hadent woken up yet. Or maybe she came out of her bed when she wasn't supposed to.

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xlostwithoutu 0

Ew...thats gross and unsanitary for both you and your daughter. Change her diaper.... and tell her not to put her hand down there or it might make you both sick.

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