By life insurance for 1 - 30/05/2013 16:29 - United States - Encino

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML
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watchme 11

I suggest locking your door at night

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shorty6823 28

I don't think he's old enough to really understand death... And how permanent it is

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simsgirlgem 25

What shows does he watch and if he plays videogames do you check the tag to make sure its for kids his age I've seen many a soccer mom come into game stop complaining about a game being violent and how there is no rating system when there is

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DracoSpirita 21

The kid's five. I'm pretty sure he doesn't play games like Call of Duty or Halo.

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simsgirlgem 25

still doesn't mean it doesn't happen again many a soccer mom and its usually cause the kid wanted the game and mom didn't check the rating

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xXNerrrdXx 16

Time to followe what shows he is watching...

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TheInvisibleOne 31

Either he's been watching way too many horror movies, or he needs some serious therapy.

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LyraAlluse 25

And yes, that was a joke. But in all seriousness the kid probably didn't know what he was doing.

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scice03 8

I wouldn't be horribly concerned, but I would consider having someone just check him out, you don't want this to snowball. You don't want to find dead animals under his bed in a few years!

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badmandilon 19

He might be exposed too much to violence or he's probably thought money is everything.

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antony1197 2

I suggest you kill you child before it makes more children ..

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avapaige1234 19

Made my day so much! This FML needs to be illustrated. Seriously.

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