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By Scabby - 11/04/2012 09:53 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend picked a scab off of my back and ate it without a moment of hesitation. When I questioned him on it, he nonchalantly replied that he’s been doing it his whole life. FML

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By caitplaysguitar - 09/02/2010 14:56 - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet. And then fling it at me. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2012 00:49 - United States - Dansville

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

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By beya - 31/08/2009 22:05 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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lillaurie89 2

Wednesday 11 April 2012 16:07

Wow, I definitely just threw up a little in my mouth..

EmreArslan 11

Wednesday 11 April 2012 16:08

Wow omg that is even more disgustin than that other FML about a bug in her nose!

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AgaveLoco 5

Thursday 12 April 2012 14:46

One word: disgusting !!!

saraaa123 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 15:01

EWWWWWW!

maglistate 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 15:41

maybe he's a vampire,just that he likes dried blood.

UndertheWater 5

Thursday 12 April 2012 20:19

Please tell me you ******* dumped his ass.

TylerDirty 15

Thursday 12 April 2012 22:19

:3 that's pretty gross.

Faery_Magic 11

Thursday 12 April 2012 23:10

God so my ex isn't the only one? That's tragic. Hope you broke up with him, that shit is intolerable by even the most tolerant, loving person. And I'm OCD, to top it off. I ended that SO FAST.

turbobutt11 0

Friday 13 April 2012 0:37

That's sexy

caitybear32 0

Friday 13 April 2012 1:34

I think i am going to go throw up now...that is disgusting...i would break up with that freak f nature

jaeda_nicole 0

Friday 13 April 2012 4:15

That's disgusting!!!!

moonsxstars 6

Friday 13 April 2012 4:47

Ew! Wtf is wrong with him! Dump him!

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