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By Scabby - 11/04/2012 09:53 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend picked a scab off of my back and ate it without a moment of hesitation. When I questioned him on it, he nonchalantly replied that he’s been doing it his whole life. FML

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By caitplaysguitar - 09/02/2010 14:56 - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet. And then fling it at me. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2012 00:49 - United States - Dansville

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

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By beya - 31/08/2009 22:05 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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lillaurie89 2

Wednesday 11 April 2012 16:07

Wow, I definitely just threw up a little in my mouth..

EmreArslan 11

Wednesday 11 April 2012 16:08

Wow omg that is even more disgustin than that other FML about a bug in her nose!

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RavenDesired 10

Friday 13 April 2012 5:13

The cannibal.

ELL10TT203 0

Friday 13 April 2012 5:30

Ewwww WTF!

Colton15 1

Friday 13 April 2012 5:41

Dump that sick ****. The most ****** up FML I've ever read.

meikola 6

Friday 13 April 2012 5:58

That's gross and he has issues.. Did he have a smoke and a pancake after? Haha

AmaniDenise 0

Friday 13 April 2012 7:22

He should have had the courtesy to ask...SMH.

Batwomann 0

Friday 13 April 2012 13:38

I say ewwwww because I AM BATWOMANN!!!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 13 April 2012 18:18

Who cares?

savannahc 0

Friday 13 April 2012 15:43

Alright thats just plain out GROSS

heyletsmakeout 1

Friday 13 April 2012 22:29

Time to dump him ...

gibson1999 6

Friday 13 April 2012 22:29

Omg, i just puked a little!

nursegaga 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:23

Ew! Dump him immediately before you find him putting hamsters up his ass! Just sayin!!

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