But then he might burn it down while cooking breakfast D:

True, however I feel like anybody that has a fear of spiders says they have severe arachnophobia even if they haven't been diagnosed as having it. Same with anxiety. Everybody thinks their case is severe, even if they haven't been diagnosed as that, so that everyone will leave them alone.

#54: That's a dumb reason to dismiss someone's fears. It's obvious when someone has a phobia, and a diagnosis is not required. Ditto for "anxiety", which is the name of a symptom, not a diagnosis.

Upvoted for the Spider-Man reference.

guess they're green goblin fans.

They're probably the kind of people who not only like Batman best, but who also think Ben Affleck is a great fit for the part.

You actually spelled that right.

Oh, thank you. My auto correct wasn't identifying the word.

What they have is a boyfriend who is a wuss not a female companion.

I.e. A girlfriend

Falls under the same category as the guy who can't change the oil in the car, shoot a gun, fix a flat tire, retrieve a ring from the p-trap under the bathroom sink, open the lid on the pickle jar, etc. Those are girlfriends.

#25 you are one of the types of people that I hate most in the world. OP's boyfriend being afraid of a spider doesn't make him a female nor does it make him a wuss. Everything you just said was sexist and idiotic.

Strange, and here I thought all that was required to be considered biologically male were an X and a Y chromosome.

#36, enjoy sharing your skinny jeans with your boyfriend.

Could your grammar be any worse?