By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 13:38 - United States - Hudson Falls

Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML
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chick92282 15

That poor cat! Sounds like it's time to hide the booze.

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obviousboy 8

So you're saying he pissed you off?

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MEAT_CURTAINS 5

some people are totally into people pissing on their pussy.....

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Jiinxx 8

train the cat to pee on him. see how he likes it.

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123man 11

Maybe the cat will scratch or bite him. That may be a good way for him to stop. In fact, you could take it upon yourself to scratch his penis. Then later, tell him that the cat did it while he peed on it.

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

That would be unimaginably disgusting to "take upon yourself"..

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loserman67 35

Next thing you know he'll be on the couch with the cat, naked and peanut butter will be everywhere!

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Michael_92 20

Time to set up some house rules, he isn't allowed in YOUR home being drunk. It's your house, don't be afraid to tell him like it is just cause he is family.

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cnorris31 2

Your great grandfather is a wise man.

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dead_insects 18

yes, because losing control of your bladder on an animal is a TRUE sign of intelligence....DERP!!

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wubbazugg 5

Not sure if batshit crazy, or completely senile...

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flutter4 7

That's funny but you should set some boundaries since it is your house.

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