By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 13:38 - United States - Hudson Falls

Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 638
You deserved it 2 244

Same thing different taste

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chick92282 15

That poor cat! Sounds like it's time to hide the booze.

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Great grandfather? Don't worry, he won't stay for a long time...

Fun times ,everyone has a drunk grandpa or uncle ,got to love that shit lol .

Keiren 14

54 - Or two drunk uncles and a father that insists he's not. Yep, LOADS of fun there.

kitsune3 20

I'm so sorry, OP, but I started laughing my ass off after reading that first sentence.

Most FMLs posted about urine and felines end with the urinator being attacked. This kitty must be plotting revenge.

NO, GRANDPA, NO. WE DO NOT PEE ON THE CAT. WE. DO NOT. PEE. ON THE CAT.

Not the first time??? That's one tolerant cat!

You are a very nice person for housing your grandfather! I find that everything is bearable for a finite amount of time. Get a calendar and START COUNTING DOWN! By the way, it could be time to contact a social worker and have him put in the system - he seems a little - well - dementia - demented... I had to do this for my dad, but it was very useful in the fact that he stopped driving drunk (after the gov. impounded his car) and was not at risk of KILLING ANYONE AGAIN... (He never killed anyone, but he did smash up a few other people's cars - quite embarrassing) I know it's hard, but if your granddad is drunk-peeing on your cat is a fun recreational treat, he needs to go to (1) hospital - to see if there is a stroke-like situation going on or (2) an old-age home where he can be medicated and not threaten others. My dad had gobs of mini-strokes and he almost pushed an old lady down the stairs of his (private) old-age nursing home. It's like a frog boiling in water how their dementia creeps up on you. You think they are normal and suddenly - THEY ARE NOT. HAVE HIM EVALUATED BY A DOCTOR OR HOSPITAL (if he has Medicare - or other insurance) you may be surprised at what they find. His behavior is NOT NORMAL (AND I AM SPEAKING AS ONE WHO HAS BEEN THERE!) Also, my father was kicked out of his old-age home for drinking heavily. It's a symptom of depression, they put him on Prozac and he was better right away. My dad was also a hoarder who drank a bottle of very cheap vodka a day, so if any of this sounds familiar (1) you are not alone (2) it's time to seek the help of social services and put him in a home before he kills someone... sorry, luv..Good Luck!

Squeaky_Tomato 14

Either that or he lost everything he had (this having to live with his great granddaughter) and is depressed.

I don't think 68 knows how alcohol works...

taylorandrew 0

Yah it aint the beer has anyone ever though maybe the cat fell in the toilet?

Maybe the cat IS a toilet and OP is too stupid to tell the difference