By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 07:09 - Australia - Burwood

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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
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meatball4122 11

Please tell me she atleast pays the phone bill

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IAmzephyr 22

plot twist: she was having sex with the phone

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nonsensical 26

I'm hoping it was poor wording and you meant she had the phone inside her ******. (hey, it vibrates!)

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ZombieSazza 34

Phone sex is not putting a phone in your ******, it's having an erotic conversation of what you would like to explicitly do to a person.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

She probably knows that.

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ToxicTyrael 26

I'd also rather wake up to my gf masturbating than cheating so I hope that too #11

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nonsensical 26

That's why I said I hoped it was poor wording...

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SG_StruckGold 6

idk man if she can fit a phone in her ****** I probably wouldn't have stuck around in the first place

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Aimeejasmine 15

Vaginas stretch around a babies head and go back to normal size.. What kind of massive phone do you have to be shocked by that thought

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Cassandra2015 21

Hopefully you busted her ass! that's not right .

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CODplayer4lyfe 24

So your phone was on top of her phone? Never heard of that before.

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MrConcise 34

Plot twist: She was roleplaying phone rape by leaving a voicemail on OP's cellphone.

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bleedingglitter 24

Are you sure it wasn't just Jake? You know from State Farm?

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ItsDutch 16

Could you honestly blame her of it was? I don't think anyone would be able to resist those khakis.

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amanda182 19

Ok I died laughing at this comment, thank you for this lmao

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

I'm sure that's not the only kind of sex she's having without you. Sorry OP but you're right, FYL.

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