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By dwhite032 - 06/06/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

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By fuckMYlife94321 - 26/04/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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You deserved it 2 413

By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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By jruth7 - 15/05/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 21:08 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML

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You deserved it 2 979

By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He left with the door kicked in. FML

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By jccwell - 23/09/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

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By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2020 02:00

Today, my dad asked me to help him buy a laptop by searching online. He explicitly said, "When you have time." I decided to shower as I had just woken up. While showering, I was startled by loud banging and my dad angrily asking why I wasn't looking for his laptop. FML

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You deserved it 149

Big_Red_138 3

Monday 6 June 2011 15:50

Get him back, steal his Viagra. Watch him freak out because of limp dick...just an idea.

lovinit5683 0

Monday 6 June 2011 15:47

Okay that is funny but wrong. You can always get him back though.

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nananabatmannnn 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 8:46

Kick his ass. You don't mess with someone's playstation. That's a motherfucking death wish.

bearkat 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 9:44

I would hit him in the head with the PS3. what a douchebag.

onthetoilet 3

Tuesday 7 June 2011 10:45

get outside and get some fresh air, it will do you good

Reina1123 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 13:31

Why can't my parents ever do something like that? It'd be sooo funny

tinypurplegiant 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 13:42

haaaa favorite fml today :D

sblhaine 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:10

your dad is hilarious!

Vindishu 2

Tuesday 7 June 2011 23:24

Your dad's a dingleberry, lol. And at least you can still play ps3, and haven't been banned or some shit from the 360.. *my sob story here*

bytez0r 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 0:26

hillarius! epic dad

fmlfmlihatemysel 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 0:47

whats ur online name?? im aswans1 add me on psn people

fmlfmlihatemysel 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 4:59

why u moderate this

EvanM2894 1

Wednesday 8 June 2011 23:07

If he came in and took your stuff from your house without your permission, it's not a fake robbery, no matter his claim.

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