By umerin - 05/07/2014 05:40 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML
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umerin 32

I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?

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Higamalia 19

Im beary sad to hear of your grizzly accident. Truly a black day for you.

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foxwasalamb 24

this in that movie black x-mas. at least thats what this reminded me of

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avila_boy22 12

better than a tattoo? maybe not ..

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Themaid 13

Why would anyone click deserved it?!

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Did it start oozing blood? Was the kid freaked out?

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jwelton80 2

You know the saying "Chicks dig scars"? Now they will love yours and you will have a story to tell.

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iAdamC 1

Damn, I can't think of a clever comment.

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neverready 25

I hope you get the rest of the teddybear tattooed into the outlines you got from your niece. That would be great!

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GentlemanBastard 15

Yeah, add some vicious teeth and ******* dragon wings or something. Make it a deranged demon teddy. That would actually be pretty sick

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Mauskau 35

Scars fade. At least it's not a tattoo :)

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longview409 8

You could probably make it into a tattoo

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