Animals: Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other....

By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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By traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 17:59 - United States - Santa Rosa Beach

Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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By Chatons - 05/12/2013 06:52 - Switzerland

Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML

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By poorhamster - 23/10/2010 06:22 - United States

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

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By whymommywhy - 21/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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By I love my furry babies - 18/05/2019 16:09

Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML

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By EpicFail - 04/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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Lemycakes 4

Friday 3 February 2012 23:38

Wakey wakey eggs and!.... Hamster?:/

XTheDesertSongX 17

Friday 3 February 2012 23:38

Sorry, man :/ That's not something you should have to see..

Comments

fuzzybear14 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 1:50

Yummy!

camer0n15 8

Saturday 4 February 2012 1:57

It'd start vidding that, lol

docscientist 9

Saturday 4 February 2012 2:14

They're both caged and not procreating. Sounds like a bit of a failure, actually.

lys1982 2

Saturday 4 February 2012 2:17

Sucks for the dead hamster, but YDI for not doing your research. This is what those creatures do, save for the Robo's.

SoultheWolf 19

Saturday 4 February 2012 2:18

You completely deserve it... You should NEVER house hamsters together, especially if they are both males or both females. They will fight for dominance and winner will eat the other. Its common sense, if you're not willing to do the researche before owning a pet then you don't deserve to own one.