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By NickJJ - 16/05/2014 02:34 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I woke up to somebody shaking my shoulder. I had slept over at a friend's house, so I assumed my friend was just fooling around. With my head under the pillow, I swung my hand at his face then gave him the finger. Turns out, my friend left for basketball and I had slept in. It was his mom. FML

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By Jack - 26/10/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML

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By Sawarski - 07/01/2013 20:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I'd fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML

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By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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Not now, mom!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 18:02 - United States - Gillette

Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML

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Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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By screamo - 02/05/2009 20:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

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By RosaP - 28/02/2009 06:40 - Canada

Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML

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Friday 16 May 2014 16:35

I wouldn't feel too bad about it... its a lot of people's first feeling when waking up. They just may not express it so colorfully... Hopefully his mom had a sense of humor about it!

cakefete2 30

Friday 16 May 2014 16:38

Hopefully, mom has quick reflexes and a good sense of humor.

Comments

Kamon97 23

Friday 16 May 2014 16:53

So you're saying you fingered his mom?

GirlGamer12345 22

Friday 16 May 2014 17:05

I'm 100% sure that's not at all what he was saying..

Kibaruto 33

Friday 16 May 2014 19:35

Someone missed the joke.

Kamon97 23

Friday 16 May 2014 20:57

I think a lot of people missed the joke :p

Jmiale25 4

Friday 16 May 2014 22:09

No your just ******* retarded

GirlGamer12345 22

Sunday 18 May 2014 4:57

No I think we got it it just wasn't funny

WCARlover 34

Friday 16 May 2014 16:55

If I was a mom and this happened I would find it hilarious. Hopefully she feels the same :p

iateapenguin 27

Friday 16 May 2014 17:00

If I let a friend sleep over and they slapped me in the face when I woke them up, they wouldn't be sleeping at my house again.

toaster123 11

Saturday 17 May 2014 0:27

You need to get more friendly with your friends.

Cortezthe1st 23

Friday 16 May 2014 17:02

As long as you said sorry, your friend's mom shouldn't hold it against you.

Attacksloth 33

Friday 16 May 2014 17:30

She can hardly blame you for a little just-woke-up rudeness. That being said, I hope she isn't one of those parents that keep their kids in a hamster ball and make them wear kneepads while walking.