By Madeline Lee - 09/04/2012 21:34 - France - Pessac

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Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 687
You deserved it 3 037

Same thing different taste

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They're just trying to fill all your empty holes.

Look on the bright side at least the vegetable can't get you pregnant.

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Sure they can give you a veggie they say yes. But when it comes vibrator they say "hell NO!"

Noor, how many times would that be now?

If your mom did it because she's worried you are too lonely, as you are in post break-up stage, and that's rough, it's still weird, but kind of thoughtful. But if not, stick the condom on your lovely zucchini, chop it up, and make her a nice salad. :)

perdix 29

#49, it's not just a nun, It's the Terminat-Noor!!!!

At least it wasn't a cucumber, sometimes they have "warts" and that wouldnt have been a pretty sight.

Lol, I pictured a toad when you said warts. The imagery is continuing downhill. -__-

For ***** and giggles.... Buy some smaller zucchini and a pack of diapers. Put said diapers on the zucchini and introduce the new grandkids to your parents and say the condom broke! :p

xplainphrox 8

Everybody run from the ninja Terminat-Noor! Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife!! She's killing e'erybody out hurr. Oh yea! Husbands... Hide yo husbands too.

YDI for moaning about it and not having a sense of humour

Yeah, because not laughing at a bad-timed joke means you have no humour. Give me a ******* break, not everyone laughs at the same thing. What other reason can you give me to explain why people love/hate Dane Cook. Also, how did you hear OP moaning? Are you off your meds again?

Perhaps her moaning about it was the point?

perdix 29

#72, she's not killing the husbands, she's marrying all of them! She a ninja polyandrist!