By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 17:57 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of a Suburban crashing through my fence and striking the tree in my front yard. After filling out the police report, the driver repeatedly asked me to give him a lift to work. He seemed confused by my speechlessness. FML
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soccerguy2 11

just give him the keys for your car. he seems like a good trustworthy driver.

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keeks46 12

Punch that inconsiderate jerk in the face goddamnit

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Okayitwasme 0

Why?? It wasn't done to offend. Doing that, means you get sued for decking the guy. He just might sue you anyway for having the fence too close to the road!

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farhil 14

The only way that would be plausible is if the fence was ON the road. Otherwise, it's probably the owner's property, and he can do what he wants with the fence.

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Abulurd 2

I'd tell him I'd charge him for the ride. Big time.

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gameplaya2023 0

its probably the same person who almost ran over that person

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carleilam 3

Or he swerved thinking leaves blowing across the yard was a child.

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babyshaft408 8

How do u know it was a suburban when u were sleeping haha

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FlotatiousTurd 1

the same way he filed the poloce report and talked to the driver

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heart_aussie_fml 20

Well you could've driven him to work ! Wasn't his fault if your fence was in the way ! *kidding*

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ThecomingofTan 9

I would give him a ride, but that ****** is buying me a Mcflurry from McDonald's.

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Ins_Knie 2

Things people say when they're drunk... Have him take a breathalyzer test and the cops will give him a ride.

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RensM 22

why assume his is/was drunk... that is so judgemental plus very offencive against alcoholics who had nothing to do with this accident. Breathalyzer check is pretty standard for any traffic accident, so unless he was aking from the back of the patrol car he should be ok

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asdalia 7

On the bright side you would've gotten to see where he works. Assuming it was his fault, I smell pay back (;

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RensM 22

The guy has an honest accident, I am sure he did not mean to plow into your tree... Unless maybe the tree has done him wrong at one point and he is out for revenge. So giving him a ride to work is not such a big deal aslong as you drive.

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