Love: Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom...

By Anonymous - 05/08/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML

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By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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By Rizmo - 25/09/2016 07:11 - United States - Cedar City

Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML

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By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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By Jacqueline - 01/07/2012 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML

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By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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By BrutallyBlonde - 31/12/2009 00:03 - United States

Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML

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By Faaccckkk - 25/03/2013 14:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML

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By gkline09 - 06/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML

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By TiredHomeowner - 16/07/2018 15:00

Today, I realised just how skewed my reality is when I was pleasantly surprised that teenagers threw eggs at my windows. They usually throw rocks. FML

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Not a morning person

By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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Friday 6 August 2010 1:19

I guess if it could fly, that egg was mostly hatched! The visual of an egg with flapping wings made me laugh, so I thought I'd share.

hoghunter 1

Friday 6 August 2010 1:20

oops. I couldn't find any pebbles so thought eggs would be a good substitute.

Comments

Hwikek 2

Friday 6 August 2010 5:38

Should I comment on this one!

chelsea_fcfc 0

Friday 6 August 2010 5:43

kiem tra

Rianebabe0502 0

Friday 6 August 2010 6:19

Well it looks like someone really wanted to egg your face my darling

xXxbiancaxXx 0

Friday 6 August 2010 6:27

uhhh I find thus completely hastarical!!!!

usher77 0

Friday 6 August 2010 6:29

lol that sucks

Domonator 16

Friday 6 August 2010 6:49

EGG: "I thought I was going to grow up to be a bird, but some jerk threw me through a window, instead. It really messed me up, and now I'm with a bunch of stinky garbage, and I smell bad, too. FML"

mrmaks18 7

Friday 6 August 2010 6:50

pimp slap him so it never happens again...

lancegonyeau 0

Friday 6 August 2010 6:53

egg farts

fml_smalls 0

Friday 6 August 2010 7:04

thats amazing.

SacOmonkeyNuts 0

Friday 6 August 2010 7:14

118 - why the f#*^k are you rocking the Bieber

MitchN 0

Friday 6 August 2010 7:36

Well opening your window when you think he's throwing rocks at it isn't a great idea. Wouldn't it be a slap in the face to throw a cooked egg at someones house?