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Leggo my eggo.
maybe he was just trying to get you back in the dang kitchen where you belong to make some breakfast woman!
comments like these make me mad xD lol girls are way more successful than boys. we are more respectable, responsible, and just generally more knowledgeable..
alright while comments like 45s piss me off yours do too princess. you can't make generalizations about either gender. there are stupid men and stupid women. neither sex is better. thinking that women are better hurts feminist causes more than it helps because it makes men that much less likely to listen
45 pissed me off too but so do you princess. you can't make generalizations about either gender. there are stupid women and smart women and the same goes for men. Thinking that women are better only hurts the cause of feminism. it makes a man that much less likely to listen. The genders ate EQUAL!
WTF with it telling me it can't post than posting?
I completely agree with 73. And I just want to say that I'm a guy and those jokes are getting pretty old, boring, and offensive.
When life gives you eggs, make a Denver omlet. But hold the onions. That's just gross
LOL This is eggxactly what I needed. It really cracked me up. Sounds like the boyfriend is a bit hardboiled. OP looks like the yolks on you, for ending up with egg on your face like that. I guess I'm a real yolkster. :)
woow your a shit girl friend!! or he's a shit boy friend
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I guess if it could fly, that egg was mostly hatched! The visual of an egg with flapping wings made me laugh, so I thought I'd share.
oops. I couldn't find any pebbles so thought eggs would be a good substitute.