By Anonymous - 05/08/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 551
You deserved it 4 552
Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

perdix 29

I guess if it could fly, that egg was mostly hatched! The visual of an egg with flapping wings made me laugh, so I thought I'd share.

45 3
hoghunter 1

oops. I couldn't find any pebbles so thought eggs would be a good substitute.

25 2

Comments

mrcoolman 0

ydi for not catching those eggs and make'n some breakfast lol

0 0
Barrientos432 5

When I modded this..I don't think there was anything about a boyfriend.. It just said "someone's car" O.O

0 0
Intoxicunt 5

No. Actually, it said she could see her boyfriend, instead of his car.

0 0
Barrientos432 5

Ah ok. Thanks. I'm corrected :P

0 0
RockstarChickxD 1

Haha! He was egging your house. Now it's your turn, go tipee his house (:

0 0
HappyPickles 11

Sounds like your BF is telling you you're now his ex-GF. Pretty childish way to do it though...

0 0
kute_girl_lover 0

if eggs were being thrown at your window, wouldn't they have broken and you wouldve seen the mess on the window and therefore not opened it lol?

0 0
HarderMyDarling 0

Haha I would so do that to someone. Maybe my next-door neighbor. She sucks.

0 0
Xx_jESSii 3

Lol sorry Op I guess you really pissed him off

0 0