Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period....

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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Spectacle

By chunderful202 - 24/12/2012 08:46 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

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By Lolly - 12/09/2018 23:30

Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML

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The planets aligned

By Anonymous - 15/08/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML

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By babygurl69 - 20/01/2009 21:38 - Canada

Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML

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The body keeps the score

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Pontefract

Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2018 13:30

Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML

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By Unlucky - 24/05/2010 00:22 - Australia

Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML

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By Username - 11/08/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, I have a horrible hangover. My mom also decided it was a good day to go hiking. I ended up puking on the trail. FML

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Jingle bells

By anomynous - 03/12/2020 11:01

Today, I woke up with my period. At least I'm getting into the Christmas spirit with red and green shorts, right? FML

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renaet 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 23:32

At least your not pregnant :]

magaliwoodrock 19

Thursday 25 November 2010 23:24

WOW, That really sucks

Comments

kristenlovex3 0

Friday 22 July 2011 8:31

sounds like you had a good night :)

canadiata555 0

Monday 1 August 2011 0:09

well at least u have your period...

Hootie_95 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 3:24

That's when you know you had one hell of a time! :)

MD_DILF 4

Saturday 3 September 2011 22:30

******* Brittany Spears wanna be, learn how to hold your drink!

Shiningstartp 9

Wednesday 7 September 2011 3:49

Britney??

Anglwrfish 17

Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:22

now, if you'd woken up WITHOUT your period... yeah. YDI

eatpussy 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 5:53

Wow.. A chick with a shaved head. Sorry OP thats gotta blow.

Bigdanish9785 3

Monday 14 November 2011 15:59

Long night huh

wadweiners33 8

Thursday 26 January 2012 6:48

At least you're not pregnant...

xXobnoxiousXx 3

Monday 6 February 2012 5:45

hah suck to be you

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Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

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