By sore - 04/01/2010 11:30 - France

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Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML
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NeonWar__ 0

wow. ouch. You must be a heavy sleeper if you can sleep through someone playing with your nipples so hard it actually bruises them! lol

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tAlk_NERdy_tO_ME 0

how could you sleep while someone's kicking your nipples' ass? mine are so sensative, idk if i can believe this one..next your gona say you woke up to an awful taste in your mouth...

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brissychick90 0

I swear this happens to me as well although he will never admit it

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supmofukka 0

thats why u dont let ur man play with ur body while ur tryna sleep.....theyre alittle rough handed, but u gotta love them tho lol

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xEvAnEsCeNcEx 0

ur retarded numba five. EVERYONE HAS NIPPLES!!

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rberry_fml 0

hah and u didn't feel it? heavy sleeper right there!!

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Viper32233223 0

63 SWEEEET!! anywa that waznt funny and it shouldn't hav been a fml

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notyou123 0

how is that FML? oh no ur bf likes to play with u, come on! her's an idea try staying up then maybe u can even enjoy it

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amberbby69 6

I wonder if her boyfriend is the same guy on another FML post where he was sucking on her boob and he thought milk was coming out when it was just his gum. Maybe he didn't believe it was his gum and he decided to milk them for proof?

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