By sore - 04/01/2010 11:30 - France

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Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML
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NeonWar__ 0

wow. ouch. You must be a heavy sleeper if you can sleep through someone playing with your nipples so hard it actually bruises them! lol

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SuperMeLiSsA97 6

Hmmm bruised? Are you sure they weren't hickeys?

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SkoomaKi 27

Put yourself in his position, wouldn't you do it?

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_awwhellnaw_ 45

Uh, no, because she's not awake and didn't consent and he's sexually assaulting her.

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MissAmz 7

OP must be a very deep sleeper in order for her boyfriend to be able to excessively play with them.. And to wake up with them bruised in the morning.. :O

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Yodamine34 16

So? Deal with it. At least you know he's into you.

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shannon2348 14

And while he's manhandling them to the point of bruises you just slept right on not feeling a thing??? ydi

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