By sore - 04/01/2010 11:30 - France

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Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML
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NeonWar__ 0

wow. ouch. You must be a heavy sleeper if you can sleep through someone playing with your nipples so hard it actually bruises them! lol

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iankennedy17 0

that sounds pretty kinky

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Tonys_kitten6 0

hahahaha my boyfriend texted this to me earlier me and my friends laughed! bc it's so funny go the bf =p

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kirakira333 0

you know you like it ;D

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perdix 29

How does this happen? Does your boyfriend put on a Punch n' Judy show where he makes your **** get in an argument and then bashes your nips together in a fight? Left tit: I'm bigger Right tit: No, I'm bigger! (Nipples bash together until puppeteer gets bored and goes makes himself a sammich.) THE END

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mrmystery96 0

you sir, are an absolute genious. You are up in the ranks of Einstein and Newton, and should be commended.

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promarksman 0

why doesn't this guy get a Nobel Prize? He is just as good at telling stories as Obama.

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