Intimacy: Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend...

By sore - 04/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML

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By Alwayspotato - 11/07/2020 05:02

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend, he had his head on my chest and we both fell asleep. Suddenly, I woke up by my boyfriend biting my nipple, hard, in his sleep. I now need to go to the pharmacy because of a bleeding nipple. FML

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By Indianagirl94 - 29/10/2012 22:22 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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By Snufflopagus - 01/01/2014 13:26 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML

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By omgboobs - 23/12/2009 02:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML

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By Noname - 10/03/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML

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By Elise - 28/04/2012 23:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

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By patronuscat? - 05/10/2017 01:30

Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML

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By too much pain - 28/06/2023 10:00

Today, a few days after getting my nipples repierced, my man initiated sex. Normally, I love it when he's a little rough on my tits, and I guess he forgot about my not-entirely-healed nips. Let's just say sex ended REAL fast. FML

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Cool move, dude

By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 09:47 - France

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

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Monday 4 January 2010 16:10

YDI for having nipples

NeonWar__ 0

Monday 4 January 2010 16:16

wow. ouch. You must be a heavy sleeper if you can sleep through someone playing with your nipples so hard it actually bruises them! lol

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kiss_of_death 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 15:43

it's not that bad

kiss_of_death 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 15:45

haha #67

polarice24 2

Saturday 20 February 2010 1:35

I'd like to suck on ur nipples

goldspeck 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:08

lol how annoying!

44ashley41 0

Monday 22 March 2010 1:56

how would you not wake up?

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Monday 22 March 2010 3:47

no one should be messed with while sleeping. close that door and find a window and get away from him.

whiskey33 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 19:48

hahahaha toughen up. and hit him :)

upintheorange 5

Friday 14 May 2010 13:09

get away before you wake up to surprise buttsecks.

FOOTBALLGIRL98 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 19:53

umm......??????????????…WEIRDO ALERT WEIRDO ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

jumpinurpants 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 23:55

I just got a boner

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