By madi - 15/04/2011 19:13 - United States

Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML
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PolBig123 0

use an eye patch :D it works well to hide your eyes, AND you look like a pirate!! Arrrr!!

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mintcar 9

You woke up one day to your ****** almost swollen shut? Almost as scary as ****** with teeth.

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enonymous 8

Were you singing "in the air tonight" by Phil Collins with Mike Tyson ? Happened to me in Vegas once with my wolfpack

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Eye really don't see the problem hear, but I feel hungry. Who nose anythin' good to eat?

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ImInABox 6

So now pimples are not the only thing swollen on your face? Did anyone notice zit? Woop. Bad pun right thar.

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mintcar 9

You shouldn't go to school. If I were you, I'd stay home, **********, relax and watch Daria all day.

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smartdumbass 0

that's almost what I use to do except it was **********, relax, and then repeat over and over again, had a lot of swollen eyes during high school

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lsinc20 5

yea when I felt sick or had a black eye I missed school and had a bat! :)

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mintcar 9

You shouldn't go to school. If I were you, I'd stay home, **********, relax and watch Daria all day.

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madeingeorgia 0

My mom would never say something like that, she loves me!

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NaoPudding 8

Wear an eyepatch and claim you're a pirate. It's what I would do.

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lsinc20 5

but that's u not everyone likes to do that! :)

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briidontgive_ 0

But WHY was it swollen ?

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