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By pinkblankets - 19/04/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
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Same thing different taste

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collegegirl8 0

how does drawing on your lips with a sharpie remotely feel like putting on chapstick?

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mylifesucks52 0

you can use nail polish remover. it wont taste good but its that or sharpie. you can also use rubbing alcohol

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sabr3sfan26 0

How in gods name does someone make that mistake?

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naysay91 0

umm...yeah, I'm pretty sure that chapstick and marker feel nothing alike.

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fallingforever_fml 0

# 70 made my day . forever .

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16274692 0

damn, it would have been funny if it was a man.

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lovesanaix413 0

you cant tell the difference between a sharpie & chapstick? bullshitttt.

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carmie_fml 0

The scent of a sharpie should be enough to tell u that it wasnt a chapstick lol

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LauraTheKiwi 0

OP, do you have some sort of weird chapstick nobody knows about? /:

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gurlucrazy 0

first of all how could u not smell that it was clearly a sharpie, second of all how could u not tell from the shape if the cap and how it felt on ur lips

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musicismything 0

if this is was true all you gotta do is put lipstick on and it'll cover it

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