By disappointedjamaican - 31/08/2014 18:44 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML
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expertsmilee 26

Sell it to a white person.

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silvercamaro 22

Not for long you're not. I'm kidding that'd make you look like a corn dog

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jgw_it2 12

I hope you know you can just get your face airbrushed and that could replace you wearing foundation if you do wear makeup. (:

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nitrog100 21

I really hope the prize was given publicly, just so the awkwardness could fully sink in.

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oceaneyes213 21

Just dye your hair green and walk on your knees, you can be an oompa loompa.

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daddysgirl8 21

You could use it to even out your skin tone. Or you could trade it to someone for something else. Maybe your friend has something you want? Or BAM! You have 10 gifts to give away for birthdays/holidays that you didn't have to pay for. AND YOU WON A COMPETITION! :D

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FMLGUY254 1

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY YOU COULD MAKE?

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amadisdemitrius 5

Sell it to a white person: "This shit really works!"

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