By disappointedjamaican - 31/08/2014 18:44 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML
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expertsmilee 26

Sell it to a white person.

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silvercamaro 22

Not for long you're not. I'm kidding that'd make you look like a corn dog

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doodlebug33 20

Congrats for being fit and winning the competition

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jamal_hall 8

So what if your black, use it. I don't think you can get any blacker. Lol, I'm just kidding. Sell it to a lighter skin person, maybe you friend or someone

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ajilon7 17

I'm sorry but I laughed really hard...

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goody1987 10

Hey Tony Atlas got a spray tan. Surely you'll be fine too.

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GirasolNegro 22

Use them as Christmas or birthday presents for friends/family

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beastmodez 9

why are people saying that it is this person's fault? is it his fault that he is black and won a competition?

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Soobie 10

Where have all the other Grammar Nazis gone? I feel like the last one in the bunker...

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ImTheAlpha 30

I think FML is starting to change its status on grammar. I'm starting to see the grammar nazis getting yelled at and downvoted for doing exactly what they used to get upvoted for.

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