By dusk - 05/01/2012 08:09 - United States

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML
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kidwiththeface42 7

Too bad you don't live under the sea. I'm sure there's a real estate market for bachelor sponges.

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Donate them to the poor then! It's about time the world sees a good deed

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Raineraine93 0

OH MY GOD GIVE IT TO ME. I love pineapples.

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backoffmyshiz_fml 4

So what did you play to win? Pineapples are gross.

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old09 11

Throw them at people!!!! Or sell them Or give them to the hungry Or give them too pirates to help with their scurvy

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McDonaldsworker 4

Nice ideas! My favorite was throwing them at people i think if you where OP it would be the best excuse ever, "I'm allergic to pineapples so I can't be within 5 feet of one or else my heart will stop. So sorry sucka but I gotta throw them!" (at this point grab and throw a pineapple at their head. Eating three (3) servings of fresh fruits and vegetables a day would help pirates with their scurvy! Idk if giving pineapples to Somalian Pirates would help them to feed their starving family's much, just not that filling you know?

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oxSHONAxo 0

If you're allergic to pineapples, why enter a contest to win them?

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illoveyouu435 0

Give them to the homeless, or feed 'em to your homies. Problem solved.

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JBrownie123 24

Why'd you enter something to win pineapples if you're allergic?

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