By dusk - 05/01/2012 08:09 - United States

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML
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kidwiththeface42 7

Too bad you don't live under the sea. I'm sure there's a real estate market for bachelor sponges.

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poopmonster05 3

You can share some :) my fav!

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XmyviolentheartX 13

Make lemonade? Make a bunch of sponges live in them? What? Finish the sentence!!! Lol.

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rattusrattus 18

... pull the pin an throw them at the enemy.

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soopafreak 11

...copy the reply that someone already wrote earlier.

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majorasshole 4

Give them to the homeless. I'm sure they'd appreciate it.

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LaColombianita 26

Aww that's sweet :)

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periwinkle95 10

Haha 18's comment was sweet but is the complete opposite of the username lol

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McDonaldsworker 4

My thought exactly, How could you win a lifetime supply of something without being somewhat involved in winning it?

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xiaoxaio 5

some asshole saw his medical record and was like "ok hes allergic to pinepples...lets do this"

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Rj93 8

Sucks for you an all that but I just want to know this, how did you win a lifetime supply of pineapples?! I know I'm not the only person who is wondering so I thought I'd get the question out there.

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LaColombianita 26

I'll have them :D

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alyspar2 5

How the heck do you win a lifetime supply of pineapples?!

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

then that raises the question of why on earth did OP enter a pineapple contest....

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shaaazza 0

Why would she go in a pineapple contest if she's allergic to them? Dah.

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downtime 12

82, It's highly unlikely that you win competitions you don't enter. Otherwise that would simply be called a give-away...

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Melster 0

Why do people eat pineapples? Because they're healthy and yummy to some, to others different exotic weird, and some like dusk who are allergic to certain foods such as the pineapple.

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DaKillaMafia 2

Would you take $100 for them?

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thiscrazything 1

How about $150.00?

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McDonaldsworker 4

I'll pay you $151.00 AND shipping for all the pineapples they ship you, how many hours until you could send me 5000 pounds? Please let me know ASAP. P.S. If you can just move in with me so they send the pineapples to my house I'll give you an extra $20 bucks, sure would save me on stamps lol.

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heyhihello95 12

At least now you've got a career: fruit seller.

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