Health: Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm... - FML

By dusk - 05/01/2012 08:09 - United States

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML

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By ShellShocked - 30/03/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 18:00

Today, I got excited when I learned that the fruit on the trees by my apartment building was ripe and free to pick. I picked myself some juicy summer plums and enjoyed them. Minutes later, my tongue started burning painfully. Turns out, I'm allergic to plums. FML

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By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

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By aelia_oups - 31/12/2012 22:09 - France - Taverny

Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 23:01 - United States - Norwich

Today, I spent seven dollars to find out I’m allergic to kiwi. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 18:42 - United States - Lebanon

Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 23:01

Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 05:44 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I came home from a rough day working two jobs to find a plate of cookies on my desk with a note from my roommates saying, "You deserve it!" I happily broke one in half to eat and discovered they contained coconut. I'm allergic to coconut, a fact both of my roommates are aware of. FML

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By djshahso - 26/02/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML

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kidwiththeface42 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:07

Too bad you don't live under the sea. I'm sure there's a real estate market for bachelor sponges.

UrLyfSuxx 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:05

Pineapple stand :)

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omgthatsosuppera 4

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:29

May I have them?

shannonstripes 8

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:31

surely you knew whatever competition you entered had that prize? why even bother? :s

dadof2 4

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:33

mabe JG Wintworth can help you out, they usually buy out structerd settlements.

Spazz420 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 14:09

This comment actually made me laugh. Call 877-CASH NOW to exchange your pineapples for cash!! lmfao I wish I won that contest

SookyTurner 4

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:34

Sell for profit!

SAMMILLER098 2

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:35

Give them away?

drooby 5

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:38

Get a market stool and call it pineapple express?

Savra_fml 17

Thursday 5 January 2012 13:41

"stool" as in an armless, backless chair or "stool" as in a sample of faeces? Or did you mean to say market "stall"?

drooby 5

Thursday 5 January 2012 20:56

That's autocorrect for you

cunningchick 1

Friday 6 January 2012 16:58

Lol!

hatchet27 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:38

Fyl?? That would be the greatest day of my life

chili10 18

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:26

But I assume you're not allergic to pineapples.

zanguard 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:39

1: Draw smily faces on the pineapples. 2: Drive around your area, leaving them in people's yard, on window sills, on top of cars, etc. 3: Watch local news

garethsmart 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:43

Love it!!!

onlychildFTW 33

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:45

Very good idea! It'd be so something to do, and you'd have it end up on tv. Double bonus!

anjtrg_1112 23

Thursday 5 January 2012 13:21

I have a sudden urge to do that myself(:

Avalanches 9

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:40

You put the pineapple in the pineapple and you drink it all up!

Torva_fml 16

Thursday 5 January 2012 16:11

Nope, you really don't.

onlychildFTW 33

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:43

There goes all your winning luck. To bad it wasn't used on a multimillion dollar jackpot. Better luck in the future OP.

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