By firecrotch - 04/06/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML
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FYLDeep 25

I've heard of people experiencing burning pain after spooning before.

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crytorazon 0

thank you for your diversity in comments ^

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J33bus 0

i bet you'd make some mexican very happy. add a new zest to his life... if you know what i mean ;)

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MrBrick 0

oh, didn't notice op's a girl... well forget the monkey part. but what about $&?!@#%*

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iheartchapman 0

I dont think it even says if OP is a guy or a girl. I would think they were a girl and had a little too much fun while using the restroom.. But. Idk.

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hnz 13

how could you not wash your hands after spoon crushing peppers when you know your hand's gonna touch your ass

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heycutestuff 0

oh lol i'm the one who moderated this thumbs up! :)

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12D3_fml 0

You shouldn't have to actually touch yourself to wipe...

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cc1992 11

Oh my god, ouch! FYL!!! And to the people wondering how she touched herself with her hands, maybe the toilet paper was thin, maybe her hand slipped. There's lots of ways it could happen.

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12D3_fml 0

I dunno...my hands never touch skin when I wipe...

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cc1992 11

Yeah I'm the same lol, but you never know, I was just thinking of ways it may have happened.

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seanreddog 4

If she's not careful wiping herself I dunno if I'd wanna buy pizza from her.

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Zebediabolical 39

Really? When I was in Basic at Fr. Jackson SC in my 'You're going to pay me to shoot every single day?' days, when we were on field exercises we didn't get issued toilet paper. We did get a ten sheet packet in each MRE. People were whining about how ten sheets just wasn't enough and he calmly told us that in a pinch he could do it with one. He then proceeded to simulate the technique. I'm not going to spell it out, there's plenty of video tutorials of the concepts involved on other sites for the curious. That was the day after which I never left the bay without a pocket pack of baby wipes in my possession. And in the field, with some of those MRE's from my day, well, let's just say that sometimes someone will take your guard duty for you if it means his ass gets to feel clean for a short while. '' I always thought it was just a joke, and no one i met in the service ever admitted to having used it. But at least I know the proper military technique to do it with a single square of the paper.

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mclonin 0

they make these things called gloves. You should try them

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aad2307 0

Who uses gloves when they go to pee? If OP thought of wearing gloves so that this doesn't happen, she would've been smart enough to wash her hands. Wouldn't it be easier to wash your hands before and after you use the washroom rather than having to wear gloves each time? whatever. OP is stupid, YDI.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

@128 I think they meant that OP should have used gloves when spooning the crushed red pepper into bags, not when going to the bathroom...

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mclonin 0

yes, I meant while working in food service they should wear gloves while handling food that people will later be consuming. Washing your hands before using the bathroom is a good idea too.

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