Love: Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl...

By braceface - 07/07/2010 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I've been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML

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By hotheadslav - 21/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By littlegirl - 07/05/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By Embarrassed - 01/10/2010 13:06 - United States

Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By Hana - 23/03/2012 07:39 - Canada - York

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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By Walter_Sobchak7 - 12/08/2017 01:30

Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML

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By SaMike - 01/09/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML

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Wednesday 7 July 2010 19:02

Chances are buddy you don't /love/ her. You're young, it sucks, but it's okay :) There will be new girls, better girls and besides if this girl is soooo off put by this retainer thing. She isn't right for you.

tincans 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 19:13

wtf kind of sneeze is that? and if you wouldve covered your mouth, your retainer wouldve stayed in place.

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itsjustme13 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 19:55

Awww. That stinks. I'm sorry. =[

joeinthedark 18

Wednesday 7 July 2010 19:58

that just sounds like a good conversation piece to me. Guess what else I can do with my mouth?!

maddiester 5

Wednesday 7 July 2010 19:59

how the HELL was it that loose to get out your mouth with a sneeze? You should be careful next time and remove it when you know it's that loose and would getbin the way. But then again you should get it fixed...

GTmustang07 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 19:59

dude after 3 years u finally sat next to the chic u "love"? that's more sad then ur retainer flying in her lap, but least u can say part of u has been between her legs!

fodyshark 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 20:08

21 is hot as **** holy shit.

seahorses4eva 4

Wednesday 7 July 2010 20:18

...wonder what this guy's about to do w/ the help of 21's pic and his enthusastic imagination.

youlikefishstix 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 1:34

bahahahaha!!!

jayAZ 3

Wednesday 7 July 2010 20:10

that's great! if she didn't run away or later hit you on the playground she'll be yours till 6th grade! Way to go!!! oh, and bless you.

Thugnation 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 20:23

cover your mouth

mandiexile 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 20:25

I'm sure she's had worse things in her lap. at least you didn't vomit on her.

spazz24 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 20:28

awww im sorry OP

Oscr12333 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 20:28

Bro, cover your mouth. Kinda creepy that you say you love her for 3 years, although you haven't talked to her. Oh and take it out next time you eat, your not suppose to eat with it on. For those reasons my good man, YDI.