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By anonymous - 14/02/2011 13:45 - United States

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

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You deserved it 17 026

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 02:00

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

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By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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By hatinthelife - 18/02/2012 06:34 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

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By Dilly_20 - 22/02/2011 18:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML

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By anonymous - 27/01/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML

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By needanotherbed - 28/05/2014 14:21 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML

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Logic

By yourfault - 02/09/2013 15:10 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML

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By Clare - 21/02/2011 23:15 - Canada

Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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You deserved it 6 232

By Paige - 10/07/2013 14:18 - United Kingdom - Witham

Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML

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You deserved it 5 721

Spartan085Momma 0

Monday 14 February 2011 19:01

If its happened before why are you still with him? Your an idiot, leave him already !!

Stumblebum30 5

Monday 14 February 2011 19:05

I would be curious to know what HIS definition of cheating is.

Comments

cocktailpeanut 3

Monday 14 February 2011 19:35

agree w/ #17...

cthulhu1138 1

Monday 14 February 2011 19:49

If he doesn't get it after one explanation, there's nothing you can do to make him understand. That leaves you with two options: 1. Dump him 2. Stay with him and learn to live with the fact that he'll be sleeping with other women without any moral reservations.

vivoloko 0

Monday 14 February 2011 19:50

I think you are the idiot here he is clearly acting up like he don't get it for you to be with him and of course you think by him not understanding he didn't mean it

jbtheone_fml 5

Monday 14 February 2011 19:53

He does get it, you're just a fucktard being played

Kelita 0

Monday 14 February 2011 22:28

THANKYOU!! lol u said it for me!!!

kenny2008 0

Monday 14 February 2011 19:59

leave him dats not fair to u

xxyellaxx16 0

Monday 14 February 2011 20:02

wow hes a total douchebag and a dumbass if he didnt already kno that sleepin wit someone else was cheatin. u should deff leave him every girl needs to be treated lik a princess and hes not doin the job...