By fucked - 06/02/2015 08:06 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
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jeepers_1 21

Why don't you just quit? You know, like a normal person? It's not that hard.

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loserman67 35

Very appropriate that your signature is "******" - be prepared to get ****** - one way or another

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xxreikoxx 31

"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?" — Skull Kid, Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask Unlike Link, you brought this upon yourself by not putting in your two weeks and looking for another job. Please tell us more about how you deserved this one, OP.

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Dean__Winchester 16

Dude, why don't you just turn in your two weeks? Have fun with your date!

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ADBurns 22

Honestly. You're an idiot ... That is all.

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squarecircles 13

And when you get to the bedroom, if the bed squeaks, you can give your 2 squeaks notice.

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SwordSlayer99 11

Maybe you will like the date. You never know, give it a chance.

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collkw 4

Next thing you know, you'll be planning your wedding in 2 months.

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alex_jaguara 32

My advice: Don't make situations as complicated as they can be.

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