By fucked - 06/02/2015 08:06 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
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jeepers_1 21

Why don't you just quit? You know, like a normal person? It's not that hard.

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exuberant_orange 17

I'm not sure if this is FYL or YDI because I feel this is kinda circumstantial and we probably need a follow up.

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CaroAurelia 12

Everyone who's saying "just quit"... I don't know how it is in Singapore, but in the U.S., if you get fired as opposed to quitting I think you get some sort of unemployment benefit. So maybe O.P. was trying to get that (if it works that way in Singapore, too).

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mrmcleod 29

Nope in the US, at least here in Washington and Oregon, if you're fired you get no benifits, you need to be laid-off.

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topher5110 7

am I the only one who wants to read the letter that lead to the date?

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afallingstar 22

Why would that be your first thought as a way to get fired? Why not just quit? I don't think if you get fired for harassment that you can collect unemployment so I don't see the point...YDI

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Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5

hahahaha!!!;;

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LittleMissShadow 16

Time to put in your two weeks buddy.

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snazzymcwho 21

Jeeze just effing quit. Grow the **** up and burn your own bridge. I hate HATE hate it when employees try to put the onus on the mananger when in fact, they were the ones in the wrong. And even if you're not in the wrong and just hate your job, QUIT. It saves everyone hassle, for ***** sake.

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