Work: Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love...

By fucked - 06/02/2015 08:06 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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By AnonUser464 - 08/01/2013 16:40 - United States

Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 05:41 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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By *SuperCringe* - 28/09/2017 16:00

Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML

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You deserved it 1 001

By fuckmyplums - 07/02/2014 23:47 - Austria - Grossarl

Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 06:40 - United States - Cary

Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML

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By lonely - 15/07/2010 05:19 - United States

Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML

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You deserved it 20 554

By Spudzy - 11/04/2012 16:46 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML

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jeepers_1 21

Friday 6 February 2015 15:25

Why don't you just quit? You know, like a normal person? It's not that hard.

gatorclay97 28

Friday 6 February 2015 15:25

Dumbass... Just quit.

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xdelarosa1281 3

Saturday 7 February 2015 4:24

you couldve just quit ???

Bidnitch 3

Saturday 7 February 2015 4:56

Good luck on the date! Hope you get some.

cappellaaa 23

Saturday 7 February 2015 5:54

that's honestly the most stupid thing I have ever heard...

ChoolyBooly 32

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:41

Just quit......now you made it worse. YDI.

HereNReady 13

Saturday 7 February 2015 9:14

Oh I didn't realize I opened an app to a sitcom

Siettadulce 21

Saturday 7 February 2015 15:38

That makes no sense, just quit.

bushwhacker274 9

Saturday 7 February 2015 16:56

You know what you could do? Not show up for work....

indigohippopo 20

Saturday 7 February 2015 18:03

Why would you rather get fired than quit yourself that doesn't look good on a resume OP.

The_Avatar 22

Saturday 7 February 2015 18:14

You're an idiot

DrHothead 15

Saturday 7 February 2015 20:57

That's an excuse

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Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in The Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML

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Today, in an effort to be fitter, I joined a Pilates class. Ten minutes into it, I dropped a 10-pound dumbbell on my face. I now have a horrific looking black eye, and half of my cheek is a mottled green color. Not to mention the cut above my eye that needed 4 stitches. FML

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Today, I went to work at my job as a CNA at a long-term care facility. I'm also on a medication that has a side effect of confusion. I had 3 residents with Alzheimer's tell me to 'get my shit together.' FML

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Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML

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