to Jimboom in response to both your comments. well put. i agree 100 percent.

hey the smallest i've seen soft is the biggest i've seen hard. =] gives you some hope right?

haha you should have hollered, "bitch! you aint got no right to be talkin, since my pee-pee is still 30 times the size of yours!" Or you coud have said, "[insert child's name], that's very rude and inconsiderate of you to make fun of a man with penile inflammation like that." Or just tell him that your penis is like a ninja-- its size is due to lean, agile muscle and can still take down weiners much larger than it.

...and this is exactly why you take a boy that age into the stall rather than using the urinal in public bathrooms. You totally deserved that one.

it's not the size of the boat that matters, it's the motion of the ocean

U shoud have responded him, that size mostly is inherited :D

Hahahaha @ #15!! Good one.

I think I just figured out why people beat their children!

"That's because Daddy is a grower, son."

That had to be awkward...you should've said "That's because Daddy isn't aroused by men."