Miscellaneous: Today, in an amphitheater, someone hit the back of my head. As...

By fthislyfe - 18/07/2011 07:09 - Netherlands

Today, in an amphitheater, someone hit the back of my head. As I turned around, the guy apologized and said he mistook me for his friend. I changed seats, and after a while, I got hit a second time. He was wrong again. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By Zizi - 04/07/2015 13:18 - Norway - Mosj?en

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By pleasebackintomycaragain - 24/04/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML

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Teacher X

By Anonymous - 22/03/2022 13:00 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, some guy punched me square in the face for bullying him through high school. I had no idea who he was, and he was angrily yelling for what I once did to him in teacher X's class. I never had teacher X. Then he realised we didn’t even go to the same school. Mistaken identity = my busted nose. FML

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Gigs

By Anonymous - 22/03/2019 20:00

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML

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By WhyM3Th0ugh - 10/09/2015 23:21 - United States - Sunnyside

Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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F2M2L 5

Monday 18 July 2011 16:19

why did you change seats?

DocBastard 38

Monday 18 July 2011 16:44

Ah, the old "Hit someone and claim you thought it was someone else" trick. He hadn't made a mistake - he just wanted to smack a bitch.

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5chadenfreude 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 1:00

Fool you once, shame on him. Fool you twice, shame on you :)

xijinping 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 1:06

bet 20$ on that u had been a victim of anther 20$ bet on "if u can hit that guy twice on the head?"he won

LifeStory32 9

Tuesday 19 July 2011 1:43

I would have turned around and punch him in the face

happy_dino 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:49

Maybe that's his way of flirting!

gardenwhipped 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 8:31

should have called the cops on the guy the second time.

ham25 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 2:16

hahaha do I get a turn? :)

roarnguyen 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 5:22

I think he likes her ...

Imgonnahaveabf 9

Wednesday 20 July 2011 6:45

Ayee bruh, chill. Yew b trippin on daht $#!T,.

ilovepotatoes419 14

Saturday 23 July 2011 17:40

maybe he's a stalker and followed u

natromy 5

Sunday 11 November 2012 3:40

I see you're an Omid Djalili fan OP. This is a joke from his stand up set. If not then it's a massively hilarious coincidence.

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