Love: Today, in an attempt to break up with my boyfriend, I told him,...

By just physical - 18/03/2013 02:45 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, in an attempt to break up with my boyfriend, I told him, "I don't feel a mental connection between us." His reply? "Why do we need a mental connection?" FML

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By Schmolly - 13/10/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML

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Crossed purposes

By knee2tak - 14/03/2009 09:46 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML

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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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By rainyday - 12/02/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML

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Empathy Man

By Anonymous - 05/08/2020 02:02

Today, I told my man I was feeling a lack of emotional closeness and dialogue in our relationship. I'd hoped for a comeback like, "So what do you need in order to change that?" Or even, "Aw, come here, let's cuddle!" Instead, I got a simple, "I don't." FML

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By screwed - 30/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

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Is this Brexit?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 05:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2022 03:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I've heard some weird reasons before, but "My future self told me to" is a new one. FML

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By Guess - 21/11/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend of nine months that depression runs in my family and I think the reason I've been flipping shit so much lately may be that I am depressed. Not five minutes later he decided a break would be "the best thing for us right now." FML

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The old "It's not you, it's me"

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 14/07/2022 01:00 - United States - Fremont

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML

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Incredidanny 5

Monday 18 March 2013 8:50

Let him know you don't need a physical connection.

maskedman 9

Monday 18 March 2013 8:49

Maybe you can just outsmart him and trick him into breaking up with you. He seems pretty dumb.

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Gonzaga16 7

Tuesday 19 March 2013 1:57

Yeah, stop beating around HIS bush. LOL, just lightening up the mood.

Lilo4life 26

Tuesday 19 March 2013 4:39

Take it as your hot, but you were dumb enough to date him.

chuckcloninger 12

Tuesday 19 March 2013 5:05

Perhaps he doesn't have anything to mentally connect with? Why do people go to massive lengths to make breaking up with someone easy on the other person. There is no such thing as an "easy" or "good" breakup. Just friggin say what you have to say and get it over with.

iEmma 7

Tuesday 19 March 2013 5:06

Tell him that the only connection he needs to worry about now is his wifi, cause...ya know....

xr0517 10

Tuesday 19 March 2013 7:30

just break up with him

whY402Jay 12

Tuesday 19 March 2013 16:52

I hope you said nothing else and just left.

REFF_fml 9

Wednesday 20 March 2013 4:33

I agree a physical connection is all you need :)

mymindsings 5

Wednesday 20 March 2013 5:12

well maybe you don't have a strong mental connection because you have a bad physical connection. makes a big difference

maronofhearts 19

Wednesday 20 March 2013 11:27

Because saying we don't have a mental connection isn't explaining anything at all in no way shape or form. What is considered mental connection it can't be physical or emotional so is it smarts or maybe life views, political views, values, goals? Or just a vague half assed excuse