Geek: Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty,...

By failureparent - 21/03/2011 01:25 - United States

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

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By Marjorie - 13/07/2012 17:08 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

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By continuouslyaddingdebt - 14/01/2017 22:00

Today, in an attempt to keep my valuables safe, I snatched my PlayStation 4 controller from the hands of my 4-year-old nephew. Not knowing that it was connected, I ultimately yanked the PlayStation and the HD Flatscreen flat on their faces. FML

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By GamerGirl - 30/01/2010 15:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 19:09

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

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By epicfail - 28/05/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 22:00

Today, I found out why my son has been working out and taking martial arts classes. It was so he could beat his stepbrother up and put him in the hospital, as revenge for stealing his secret cash supply, over £4000. I'm too old and too tired for this. FML

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paprikacha 9

Monday 21 March 2011 8:42

...WOW. That's some serious addiction right there. That boy needs therapy. Seriously though OP, you don't need to go that far. You can RROD an XBox 360 just by looking at it the wrong way. I should know -- I own one. -_-

marinus_fml 19

Monday 21 March 2011 8:39

My dad doesn't know I have an xbox. He'd do the same thing hahaha. So I only play when he goes away on business trips which is regular enough anyway.

Comments

chaos0205 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:47

It's not your fault. If your son plays shit like Call of Duty, he deserves to have his controller thrown out a window. Piece of advice kid: Get some good tatste in games.

chaos0205 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:49

It's not your fault. If your son plays shit like Call of Duty, he deserves to have his controller thrown out a window. Piece of advice kid: Get some good tatste in games.

FarmerCooke 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 19:59

Shame stfu u ugly person

SnowTrooper19 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 2:46

Should've had commando pro. Oh well. YDI OP

TudorPangal 2

Sunday 18 September 2011 8:31

Cod? Execute him! Only Halo is worth broken ribs! Then again Halo players aren't that stupid!

reptard 0

Monday 19 September 2011 2:32

It's pretty sad that being addicted to videogames is the norm for this day and age. >_>

chels1994 11

Tuesday 4 October 2011 20:47

hell i would have followed it too...

GMANSKILZ 0

Friday 9 December 2011 20:45

NEVER EVER do that again

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Saturday 17 December 2011 3:26

YDI for throwing it out of the window instead of trying a more practical approach, but also FYL for raising an idiot.

lolmonster34 0

Monday 9 January 2012 12:59

You bitch why the **** would you do that to such a holy item I woulda followed it to even if it was on the 5th floor.....there better be some gamers here that will thumbs me up