Geek: Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty,...

By failureparent - 21/03/2011 01:25 - United States

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 20:36 - Jordan - Amman

Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2021 06:01

Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML

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By Middle Age Divorced Dad - 22/11/2023 18:02 - Canada

Today, I finally got my son to go for a run. He broke his neck 4 months ago and has been playing video games the entire time. I was a competitive runner once and run everyday. He kicked my ass, 21 minutes for the first 5k and he sped up. He was back playing video games when I finally got home. I think I lost a lung on the trails. FML

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By Marjorie - 13/07/2012 17:08 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

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By continuouslyaddingdebt - 14/01/2017 22:00

Today, in an attempt to keep my valuables safe, I snatched my PlayStation 4 controller from the hands of my 4-year-old nephew. Not knowing that it was connected, I ultimately yanked the PlayStation and the HD Flatscreen flat on their faces. FML

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By GamerGirl - 30/01/2010 15:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 19:09

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

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By epicfail - 28/05/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 22:00

Today, I found out why my son has been working out and taking martial arts classes. It was so he could beat his stepbrother up and put him in the hospital, as revenge for stealing his secret cash supply, over £4000. I'm too old and too tired for this. FML

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Monday 21 March 2011 8:42

...WOW. That's some serious addiction right there. That boy needs therapy. Seriously though OP, you don't need to go that far. You can RROD an XBox 360 just by looking at it the wrong way. I should know -- I own one. -_-

marinus_fml 19

Monday 21 March 2011 8:39

My dad doesn't know I have an xbox. He'd do the same thing hahaha. So I only play when he goes away on business trips which is regular enough anyway.

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tinahero956 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 15:11

Hahahaha oh man that sucks.

Jenny1983 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 23:21

The next time you are concerned about your child's addiction to gaming, move the console into the living room or some other such place where you can monitor your child and better control when and for how long he plays.

Nynaewe 4

Saturday 2 April 2011 2:05

Dude! You don't mess with a boys xbox, EVER...

edmishter14 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:03

LOL! My god...

Brokenheartedfor 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:11

Stop the xbox addiction now while they're young! Because when they get older and are obsessed with their xbox and don't cry when their gf of 4 years dumps them but they do when they get grounded from the xbox?... Get where I'm going with this?

losiman 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 16:02

that's just stupid..

kkay2207 0

Friday 8 April 2011 6:51

id have done the same thing. you ppl need to calm down, it's a stupid game

Anaxes 5

Saturday 9 April 2011 15:11

If you'd jump out of a window after a controller, you deserve to die.

Cory_FML 5

Friday 8 April 2011 20:02

lmao...smart kid

CorinnaHEY 6

Wednesday 13 April 2011 4:46

Talk about over exaggeration. More like you threw it out the doggy door, he went after it, got stuck and didn't break any ribs. Likely story.

ori0324 1

Friday 15 April 2011 20:52

youre a dumb bitch of a mother to do that. thats one of the main stress relieving activities for teens these days. and its better than him sleepin around with a bunch of chicks every week. let him be a nerd on his games. id get concerned if he plays WoW.