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By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 05:43 - Canada

Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 22:29 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I tried to give my husband a striptease for his birthday. I wound up tripping over my own panties and nearly dislocating my shoulder. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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By DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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By Damn - 05/06/2012 19:36 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML

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By sadgirl - 23/01/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

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Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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Cool moves, bro

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 09:45

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

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By purrykitty - 23/04/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to my husband in a tight leather corset. I ended up passing out. FML

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You tried!

By Noname - 15/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML

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amayasoma 19

Friday 1 October 2010 12:16

Well now I know what not to for my boyfriend. Kiss his groin better.

mpclaw 3

Friday 1 October 2010 13:11

hey honey. it's the though that counts. a zillion guys would trade anyway,

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Dman1760 0

Friday 1 October 2010 15:49

yes you are : )

lilbuni2004 1

Friday 1 October 2010 15:53

lmao I could only imagine the look on his face when u hit. : p he probably deserved it for something. lol

GTmustang07 0

Friday 1 October 2010 15:58

it's the thought that counts. and now y'all can play doctor ;)

sculp91 0

Friday 1 October 2010 16:01

next time be coordinated

tessybearbear 4

Friday 1 October 2010 16:11

Did you at least play it off well?

britasif27 5

Friday 1 October 2010 17:29

give him bj makes everything better

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 1 October 2010 18:32

Kudos for trying! Next time maybe leave the heels out of the equation.

BethiiGeex 0

Friday 1 October 2010 18:43

fail, now you know to not strip tease for your boyfriend just get to the point.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 1 October 2010 19:33

Next time, try a less spicy spice. Read a book to him or something that requires less coordination.

pagan_jade 1

Friday 1 October 2010 23:03

BAM!

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