By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 05:43 - Canada

Spicy
Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML
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amayasoma 19

Well now I know what not to for my boyfriend. Kiss his groin better.

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mpclaw 3

hey honey. it's the though that counts. a zillion guys would trade anyway,

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cantfightfate 0

1- I think she was kidding 2- really?? lesbians are sicko? grow up.

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sheribb 5

lesbians FTW so stfu!

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xOnlyTaeNy 0

he isn't a female. he's a guy. the picture is an idol. the idol is yuri from the famous group Girls' Generation known as So Nyeo Shi Dae in Korea.

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ajfraser 3

lesbians are so hot I hope you are, can you kiss my groing better

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mpclaw 3

hey honey. it's the though that counts. a zillion guys would trade anyway,

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ChampionKO 6

practice first next time ;) hint hint...

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_TONGAN_ 5

No duh she was being sarcastic #7...lol

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Fantastic failure. Maybe you should have studied a pro then practiced your routine first. How do you pull a muscle falling down while basically just standing around? Yikes. And you had no control over your landing pad? AND your bf couldn't dodge your bullet? Massive failure all around. Still FYL, mainly because of the last line of your post. You'll not be having spice any time soon.

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iloveboyswittats 10

he was tied up. how was he supposed to move?

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tribridags 0

just walk around naked for a day with a Santa hat

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Steve95401 49

OP definitely added some spice to their sex life but she needs to try a different recipe.

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mmmonique 6

a good plan OP, just try to wear clothing that's easier to remove next time, and of course give him an amazing ******** will make up for it...

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Juvihaze 0

this is a fhl, not fyl, sheesh you females will never truly understand that pain mann

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hahaalolz 0

u boys arent alone, we have just as much pain when we get TITTY WACKED lol ;)

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Jay1_fml 0

I hear giving birth is pretty painful, makes me thankful I'm a dude. all I have to do is hold her hand (whoever she may be) and scream with her xD

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

We'll never understand that particular pain. However, one of the few gender-based generalizations I've found to be true is that females are all-around better at dealing with pain. There are exceptions, of course, but it's usually pretty spot-on.

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RedPillSucks 31

My wife grabbed me by the neck while she was having contractions. Perhaps it wasn't as painful as giving birth, but yikes!!!!

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