By immature - 18/09/2014 19:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML
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chinaski7628 32

No-- it would be 'your anus'. Possessive pronouns still exist in space.

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catmint 13

The kid probably just thinks you're that little bit cooler now. Plus at least somebody laughed at his joke.

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Enslaved 36

Me too. My one teacher hated when the class cracked up while she taught about "Idaho". How could we help to not laugh when she mentioned that state?

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be_cre8tive2030 13

have them watch an episode of big bang theory

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whatz_going_on 24

Why? As punishment for not laughing at the joke? Torturing the students is a bit too extreme imo.

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Murfeman 5

The only thing hilarious about The Big Bang Theory is that people like it

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martin8337 35

The person that named the planet Uranus must have had a twisted sense of humor.

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23lf 16

They weren't even speaking modern English when they named it....

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chinaski7628 32

Uranus, like most planets, was named for a character from Greek/Roman mythology. Uranus was the Sky Lord who mated with Gaia (Earth) and fathered Saturn. Saturn was father to Jupiter (Zeus in Greek myth), Neptune, and Pluto. Notice a pattern in the naming?

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worldclassrager 39

Don't worth about it...everyone has made fun of that planet sometime before

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zdane 9

It's ok op, I would probably laugh at Uranus too

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