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By immature - 18/09/2014 19:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2017 14:06

Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 06:04 - United States

Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML

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By terrible kenny - 30/01/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

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By Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

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By Smart - 16/09/2011 14:42 - United States

Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML

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By englishfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML

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By homo fuckofftus - 22/05/2015 17:10 - United States - San Diego

Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML

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By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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sharkgirl4 23

Friday 19 September 2014 7:30

You must have looked like an ass

chinaski7628 32

Friday 19 September 2014 8:20

No-- it would be 'your anus'. Possessive pronouns still exist in space.

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RogueWarrior869 23

Friday 19 September 2014 13:55

Try not to stress on it. If something is really funny, it is hard not to laugh.

gargoyle666 5

Friday 19 September 2014 14:42

"Uranus" will never stop being funny, don't worry about it. My astronomy teacher insisted on pronouncing it "oo-RAH-noss" which only served to draw attention to it.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 19 September 2014 14:49

uRANus would have been better

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 19 September 2014 14:44

Idaho? Idaho?! You da ho!

Ltsdragons 19

Friday 19 September 2014 15:30

At least we have potatoes :P When you live in the state, it gets kind of hard to laugh at it when it's mentioned

sydstoomuch 19

Friday 19 September 2014 15:39

Cool teacher's cool

Noelletakumi 36

Friday 19 September 2014 17:05

It's funny because here in Idaho nobody gives a shit about the joke anymore since it is so overused.

blondebutterfly8 5

Friday 19 September 2014 19:51

please woman, if it was funny laugh! who cares. it probably cheered some kids up anyway.

Alchemist_21 26

Friday 19 September 2014 19:53

I want to know what the joke was.

doodlecloud 26

Friday 19 September 2014 20:07

I feel more sorry for the other students. F their lives if they don't find it funny. If you've studied and taught astronomy and STILL find it funny then that's just proof that it never stops being funny and they're just lame. Stay awesome OP!

annie917 15

Friday 19 September 2014 22:25

At least you're not like all of the other anal teachers out there.

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