Miscellaneous: Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently...

By Makala - 03/12/2011 08:15 - Egypt

Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML

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By qourt - 14/02/2019 15:34 - United States

Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML

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Online classes can be tricky

By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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By emkaycutie - 29/03/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

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Vibrate mode

By ChiefKoala - 27/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Rockwood

Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I finished my SAT and was feeling pretty good about it. I decided to turn on my phone, since it was on silent. As the guy was collecting our tests, my phone vibrated a little. My score was cancelled. It was a text from my mom reminding me to turn off my phone. FML

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I know that sound

By boredatwork - 29/01/2010 15:33 - Canada

Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML

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Are you listening?

By littlemissignored - 02/09/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML

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By jess - 30/04/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:06 - United States

Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML

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By JJMan217 - 03/04/2011 07:02 - Canada

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

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Real_Talk21 1

Saturday 3 December 2011 12:03

it's a problem free philosophy!

pfx2_fml 15

Saturday 3 December 2011 12:07

At least it wasn't Justin biber..

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alex6946 10

Saturday 3 December 2011 16:46

I WANT THAT RINGTONE.

bananagrams 9

Saturday 3 December 2011 17:02

ME TOO WOW WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.

gabrielbaby 9

Saturday 3 December 2011 16:59

1 those shoes are the best damn thing that my eyes have ever seen, where can I get them?

HiddenMonkey 8

Saturday 3 December 2011 17:40

I personally would have started singing along to it

nalia18 8

Saturday 3 December 2011 18:04

Dont worry... My ringtone is "MOVE B*TCH" and it decided to start blasting right as the teacher was walking to her desk....

tinkerbell1177 5

Saturday 3 December 2011 18:31

Dude. This is awesome!

zakkyzebra 11

Saturday 3 December 2011 18:44

Pokemon theme song is where it's at

SarcasticUnicorn 9

Saturday 3 December 2011 18:51

Dude, you're skewed.

tefa_mc_sexy 1

Saturday 3 December 2011 19:11

Lol stupid -.-

UrCapsLockOn 12

Saturday 3 December 2011 19:12

FYL ... cuz am from Egypt and i know what happenes in these kinda of stuff...

UrCapsLockOn 12

Saturday 3 December 2011 19:19

**** u back ... third world RULezzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Today, my college class has a strict rule that ANY absence, even if it's because you're sick and have a doctor's note, will drop your grade a letter grade. I have a chronic illness. Today is the second time in the first two weeks that I've had to show up to class with a bucket. FML

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Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML

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Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML

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Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML

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Today, the family computer kept overheating. My four-year-old son thought the solution was to pour a nice, cold cup of water on it. FML

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Today, I felt so affection-deprived that I gave myself pep talks in order to feel less lonely. FML

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Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML

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Today, I learned that I've married into a family that talks to movie characters as they’re doing stuff in the movie. Good luck hearing the dialogue now. FML

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