Miscellaneous: Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat,...

By artclasstrauma - 15/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By scarred - 22/10/2009 12:30 - France

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

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By picasso - 05/02/2013 13:09 - United States

Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML

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By soupisyummy - 11/02/2012 19:20 - United States

Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By offended - 07/04/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML

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Leg day

By humiliated - 14/01/2011 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me to come with her to the art building at school so I could pose in the stance of a figure she was drawing for her exam. I obliged and sat for the pose. When the art teacher walked by, she looked at me, then at the sketch, pointed to the legs, and said, "Make them fatter". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 11:43 - United States - Quakertown

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML

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By quasimodo - 22/02/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 20:48 - United States - Charlotte

Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

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Up24Hrs 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:01

Scary... It wasn't Rosie O'Donnell was it? Considering she can't do much else anymore...

shattap 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:04

i'm sick of these "this was the only time i [something] for [period of time]" fmls. seriously, get over it.

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sjam 0

Monday 18 May 2009 16:42

Well you sound like a bitch, so no wonder.

candyxpopcorn 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:42

How is this an FML and #58 is right.

Twinfools2431 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:10

Watch **** u'll c some crazy stuff & trust me and I'm 12

arcticwings 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 23:26

thats... illegal...

pinklobotomy 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 13:25

lmfao

x_Liz_x 0

Friday 30 April 2010 6:31

You...have a problem.

star_ver 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:05

Who ******* cares?

jmeg_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:07

...how the hell have you discovered FML but avoided internet ****? It's like a one to ten billion ratio.

xstaticdelta 6

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:13

YDI theres somethig called **** go watch it or get laid

Tehalon 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:30

1. Im sure you've seen your parents naked as a kid. 2. It's called the interwebz, it has searchengines, try typing in "****". 3. It's called seducing. It's like a magic spell you see in games.. when you start you have a high cast-fail rate but it will improve over time. You should try it out on a person you would like to see naked. Think that sums it up pretty much; YDI.

The_Frost 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:44

::Yawn::

Melodious 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:01

Wow.

myexsucks 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:02

Why does everyone assume the OP hasn't looked at **** or seen a naked person in a movie or something? For all we know, this is just the first time the OP saw someone naked IN PERSON/IN REAL LIFE.