Miscellaneous: Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat,...

By artclasstrauma - 15/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By scarred - 22/10/2009 12:30 - France

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

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By picasso - 05/02/2013 13:09 - United States

Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML

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By soupisyummy - 11/02/2012 19:20 - United States

Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By offended - 07/04/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML

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Leg day

By humiliated - 14/01/2011 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me to come with her to the art building at school so I could pose in the stance of a figure she was drawing for her exam. I obliged and sat for the pose. When the art teacher walked by, she looked at me, then at the sketch, pointed to the legs, and said, "Make them fatter". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 11:43 - United States - Quakertown

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML

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By quasimodo - 22/02/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 20:48 - United States - Charlotte

Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

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Up24Hrs 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:01

Scary... It wasn't Rosie O'Donnell was it? Considering she can't do much else anymore...

shattap 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:04

i'm sick of these "this was the only time i [something] for [period of time]" fmls. seriously, get over it.

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rockmyworld 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:35

lol, #32. i totally agree and u made me smile more than the fml:P

nikkirito 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 18:40

Sigh. People don't understand art, really. People have portrayed bigger women in their drawings and paintings for thousands of years. It used to be a symbol of health and sometimes wealth.

Qualifier 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 19:03

Never been to swimming pools? YDI definitely.

xxxMissKelcixxx 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:00

So painting the fat rolls reminded you of your fat rolls and how noone will ever see you naked? Because that is what I got out of it. I created an account just to comment on this BTW. :)

xstaticdelta 6

Sunday 17 May 2009 0:00

wow no life go watch some **** or get laid seriously you disgust me

sadlittleboy 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:42

thats what **** is for. if ur never gonna get a girl and u wanna see one naked go on ****.

Monty_Python 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:09

If you're a man then FYL for being a virgin, but YDI. Come on man! Get some action! If you're a woman then YDI BIG TIME!!!!!! PUT OUT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!!!

myexsucks 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:35

#50...it's not always a "YDI BIG TIME" for a woman being a virgin. Believe it or not, not every woman that's willing to put out gets a guy to have sex with her...not every guy wants to have sex with every girl that's willing to put out. Sometimes it's the guy that doesn't want to put out "for Christ's sake."