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By artclasstrauma - 15/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By scarred - 22/10/2009 12:30 - France

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

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By picasso - 05/02/2013 13:09 - United States

Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML

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By soupisyummy - 11/02/2012 19:20 - United States

Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By offended - 07/04/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML

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By humiliated - 14/01/2011 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me to come with her to the art building at school so I could pose in the stance of a figure she was drawing for her exam. I obliged and sat for the pose. When the art teacher walked by, she looked at me, then at the sketch, pointed to the legs, and said, "Make them fatter". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 11:43 - United States - Quakertown

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML

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By quasimodo - 22/02/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 20:48 - United States - Charlotte

Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

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Up24Hrs 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:01

Scary... It wasn't Rosie O'Donnell was it? Considering she can't do much else anymore...

shattap 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:04

i'm sick of these "this was the only time i [something] for [period of time]" fmls. seriously, get over it.

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UncleverName_FYL 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:55

#33 even if OP meant real life there’s also strip clubs. So OP has no real excuse, and yes I assume OP is of age if the teacher could bring in a nude model to pose for the class.

VictimOfTheft 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:06

Google some ****. Right now.

SheilitaR 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:33

I thought that this site was to be funny and not mean spirited... That woman is a person, too...

wallythedolly 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:29

How old are you?

myexsucks 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:00

Why does everyone assume the OP hasn't seen a naked person in a movie or in **** or something? For all we know, this is just the first time the OP saw someone naked IN PERSON or in REAL LIFE....

skierguy 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:46

I don't believe you. Have you never been to a swimming pool change room?

UncleverName_FYL 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:47

@#39 and 40 even if he meant real life then theres also strip clubs, OP really has no excuss. And yes i assume OP is of age if the art teacher was allowed to bring in a nude model in to pose for them.

Sanrio90 8

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:28

Uh, people, I think he means REAL LIFE. Movies and **** don't exactly count as seeing an actual naked body in real life, which is most likely what he's referring to.

BaldOuting 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:41

get out there and get some ass!

x_Liz_x 0

Friday 30 April 2010 6:33

I'm sick of everyone telling her to either go watch **** or get go laid. Do you not have any respect for her or anyone else? And I can guarantee that she's not going to go to a damn strip club!!

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