By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 21:34 - United States

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Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML
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Captain0bv10us 0

Excuse me for a minute, I have lost all faith in humanity

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

And from this day forward, It went down as the greatest handjob in history.

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selbow 3

Actually 59, you're the dumbass. It is fell. It originates from the days when trees were cut down by hand. Fell - To cause to fall by striking; cut or knock down: fell a tree; fell an opponent in boxing. Subsequently that developed into the saying "one fell swoop" meaning something happens in a single period of activity, usually swiftly and ruthlessly. Next time think before you open your mouth spilling uneducated bullshit and insulting someone who has twice the intellectual ability than that of your pea brain.

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ogplusog 4

Finally finally finally, a grammar/english Nazi who WINS!

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TN9R 1

might want to check if theres any damage to the hull. op, did you know about it beforehand? and try and talk her out of it?

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KGabehart9 0

So I guess you really have blue balls now right?

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_Oblivion_ 12

******* dumbshit learn some english before you go fagging up the comments.

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kelsey_katie 17

Ouch!! I'm sorry op. Some girls are just thar bitchy..

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cheer4ever96 8

Well isn't that just peachy! I think it's time to get a new girl or hit a gym.

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SolemnlyLove 7

teabag her? she owes you and you'll feel a lot better

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_Oblivion_ 12

******* dumbshit; learn some english before you go fagging up the comments.

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